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Once I had a dream, that all life was equal. The people, the ants, the trees and the small squishy things found under rocks. Now I know that to be false.
The apathy, ignorance and down right innumeracy of this society has made me realise that vegetation is irreconcilably superior. It is my duty, I feel, to help all other forms of life attain this optimium state.
Of course this will involve reducing you all to fertiliser first, but this it worth it, I feel.
I have been in contact with my cousins on Yuggoth and the Mi-Go invasion force is almost prepared.
Beware, The Whisper in Darkness.
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