This is a short story which won the coveted "Worst Story" Award at an American Fantasy/SciFi convention fifteen years running. The spelling and grammatical mistakes in the original manuscript are reproduced here to preserve authenticity.
The authors and editor accept no liability for any harm, injury, disease, insanity, death, life, psychological damage, trauma, shotgun wounds or pregnancy caused, directly or indirectly, by this work to any person, persons or other organisms, alive, dead or undead.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3 1/2
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 7 1/2